Faiza - Me and my Memories of You!

These are risky, however very very exciting, but the end is usually bad….I know m no expert…neither can anyone be an expert..But my friends’ experiences are too good and may help some of you who are planning to or are already in a double affair or an EMA….so here are some tips…..gathered n tested for long years by many:

1. Never call ur gf’s or bf’s by their name (use a common pet name such as baby, babu, etc….) safety from calling out the wrong name in the heat of the moment, safety from calling out their name in your sleep, etc. freedom from remembering so many names…….easy to forget after breakups.

2. Don’t save their numbers in your cell. (sorry but u have to make your memory sharper here!). You can never get caught even if the others doubt you.

3. Use same things to make memories with all of them, for e.g. Wear the same t-shirt around them, that ways, ull remmebr what u were wearing and they can also connect to it…..for e.g. Get a pic clicked in that t-shirt by one and go on a date wearing the same one with the other…then put that pic on all ur public profiles, like Gmail, orkut, facebook, etc, that ways both will think it’s especially for them, n u can b happy….. 

4. Tell them same things about yourself, that ways you don’t have to remember different things with different people n pressurize your brains for no reason, e.g. tell them you are bad with dates, but remember one date for all of them  they will think they are special for you.

Also, share the same things about your daily life with all of them, that ways u don’t have to remember what you shared with whom….e.g. u spilled the milk or burnt the omlette, etc.

5. Talk a lot about your family. Everyone who talks about his/her family are taken as a genuinely caring and trustworthy person….in return ask about their family too….that will hit the nail at the right place.

6. Show you are very religious. Anyone who is God-fearing is taken as honest and trustworthy….that ways they cannot doubt you for being unfaithful….

7. Show attitude. Too much sweetness means there is something wrong, show them you don’t need them, they need you…give them shitty attitude from time to time, this will create an illusion of you being genuine…too much love and sweetness comes from guilt ….so be careful there!

8. Praise them often, but not too often. Praise them about the same things, this will save you from remembering many things or saying the wrong things to the wrong person….e.g. praise the softness of their lips, their hair!

9. Kill your conscience. If you have a conscience you can’t love/deal with many people at the same time. Otherwise, love one and use the other for time-pass…..don’t tell the other and give urself explanation that you don’t want to hurt them….that is why you are hiding your relationships from them…but please don’t believe it ok….go on screwing all of them…..this is just an explanation 

10. Tell them they are the only one. Emphasize the ONLY ONE. Tell them, that you would like to spend your life with them if (use various reasons here, I’m sorry but u have to be original here), such as if you weren’t already married, if you were from my community/religion/caste…..etc.

Some extra notes:
*** If you get caught or are doubted, accept your fault "honestly". Then turn on your HONESTY quotient and beg for them to forgive you....if they dont forgive you ask them if this is how they deal with honest people....assure them its not gonna happen again...make it seem like its all love and caring that stopped you from making things clear in the start....and make it look like their fault that they are sooo lovable ...u din wanna hurt them .....

***Even after breakup, whenever you communicate with them,  tell them they are too good for you, and you dont deserve them....that ways there is a chance they may forgive you and come back to you.

Hmmm…..I’m also tempted now to try these tips!

All the best buddies!